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I want to know more about this guy.
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why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
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From now on, no matter what happens, if you want to punch me in the face or spit in my mouth while I’m asleep, it doesn’t matter. I’m always going to be watching your back. I think we both have a light in our stomachs, a special light, like E.T., and the team needs somebody to light the way. My stomach light needs your stomach light. We can all phone home together.
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HELLO BOYS I HAVE A QUESTION CAN YOU FEEL OUR BOOBS WHEN WE DO THE HUG
WE CAN FEEL YOUR BOOBS WHEN YOU WE DO THE HUG SORRY
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i think there should be a biological setting for ‘i dont want kids why do i need to ovulate/menstruate’ and then your period just ollies out for a while
like ‘ok bro i accept your life choices call me if you want a baby’
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